Sit down, sit down, let me pour you a port....
...BOY!! FETCH THE PORT!...
Now that you're sitting comfortably, let me tell you a little about us.
We're an affable collection of individuals always ready to entertain a passerby with our wit, charm and hospitality. Well so long as you're Flembic.
You are Flembic right? And please, no funny-heads on the inside of the tent, they might gnaw the furniture.
Anyhow, as I was saying, we are a collection of individuals who are gathered by contacts and driven by our pursuit of free enterprise in the new world, in whatever fashion our interests takes us. We are organised by our Lord Alexander and the Triumvirate who sort our taxes and affairs. And although occassionally thought of as the Black Sheep of Flambard we are a society with growing members and who are becoming more prominant in diplomatic affairs.